Friday, October 1, 2010

Breakfast, continued

Continuation:

Muffins:
They got a good reputation a while ago, but... not so good.  I saw some with 11 GRAMS OF FAT, 17 GRAMS OF SUGAR, AND <1 GRAM OF FIBER!!!  For 1/2 muffin, that is.  Total: 400 calories per muffin.  This was on a boy scout campout.  Some of the kids in my troop had two or three muffins.  But let's get to the point instead of criticizing muffins.  Try for ≤8 grams of fat, ≤10 grams of sugar, and ≥3 grams of fiber.  Oh, yeah, ≤250 calories per muffin.  These are not ideal, but it's hard to find muffins better than this.  Make sure to check the serving size.

Bagels:
Try to follow the same guidelines as bread.

Whipped cream:
Try to get whipped.  Less calories.  There's another reason to get whipped: spreading it's less difficult.  Wait, was that called whipped cream?  Correction: cream cheese.

Now, what everyone's been waiting for.  The answer: twinkies!  Next one: 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 salt, 0 just about everything except for aluminum and rubber.  JOKING! (BTW, that was crutches.) Okay: nothing but a lot of iron.  Okay, it's iron ore.  Starting to sound fishy?  (Hint, hint)  Next: 140 calories, 5 grams fat (1 saturated, 1 poly, 2.5 mono), 280 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams carbs, 3 grams protein, 2% calcium, 6% iron.  11 line ingredients list.  THAT is what you're supposed to be guessing.

2 comments:

  1. I love muffins, and you are correct. One does need to check for sugar and fat content. I like high fiber muffins, and I will accept saturated fat as long as it is not hydrogenated. I prefer olive oil when baking muffins.

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  2. Not bad! Olive oil is still fatty, but it has mostly poly- and monounsaturated fats.

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